hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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