thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
You smell like stripper and shame
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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