i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Do vagina's smell?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
whose ass print is on the piano?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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