Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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