these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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