i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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