yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I had to cum in my sink.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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