Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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