I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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