how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize