I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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