i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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