piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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