We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize
