Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I use my feet as sexual weapons
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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