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Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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