Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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