So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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