dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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