is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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