ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I will die if light touches me.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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