I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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