The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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