He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i will never coherently bang her
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
