I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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