my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Randomize
