you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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