at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
It's shark week go big or go home
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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