if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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