hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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