Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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