Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Found the puke drawer
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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