Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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