I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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