I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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