I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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