How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
is wine microwaveable?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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