Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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