I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We just shotgunned beers for America
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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