but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
