Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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