I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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