You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
