you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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