so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize