singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
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She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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