I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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