Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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