Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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