stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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