is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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