NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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