Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
