1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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