Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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