Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on