Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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